Fake Track List From A Band
ASSIGNMENT: Make a fake track list from a fake album from a recording artist you like.
MINE: Cannery Row, a new album from Tom Waits
- Bertha Come Home
- I’m Gonna Be A Sailor
- Hiss Clank Jive
- Bearded Lady
- Back Alley Dog
- Meet Me At The Dead Tree
- Catallus
- Red Breasted Robin
- Hard Coffee
Spooky. I’d swear I’ve got this album somewhere.
Apple is gay-friendly, survey shows
Apple is among the top six gay-friendly brands in the US, recent research reveals. The company shares the status with Bravo, Showtime, HBO, Absolut and Levi’s. Apple is seen as gay-friendly by 39 per cent of the gay and lesbian population in the US, just behind Bravo’s 52 per cent share.Proof that TV is an unnatural brainwashing tool, capitalist companies like to make money off of homosexuality, and my opinion about Apple fan-boys was 100% correct.
Don’t you love the way bigots just can’t resist crawling out of the woodwork?
It:
- Uses Airtight Interactive’s cool TiltViewer swf.
- Scrapes the Tumblr Radar for the popular images.
- Caches the results of this scrape for at least 15 minutes.
- Displays the Tumblelog title and a link to the post when you flip over an image.Clever!
The url, appropriately enough, begins with “omg”…
Simpletwist, in the comments box for Digg - List: 10 Unmanliest Drinks In The World
Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it mate…
Thanks, Macuyiko
Human resources - Error Gorilla
Career plan? Not in this place.
(via errorgorilla)
This also stinks. Read the whole thing to get the full horror, where Mister Gorilla also reminds us of the stress involved in working in his corner of the public sector.
I am often bemused by the tramlines that discussion of such gripes follows, with stuck-record sneers from private sector employees to the effect that “if you don’t like it, try working in the real world - you wouldn’t last five minutes.” Well as someone who now labours in higher education, but used to work for such red-blooded capitalists as Rupert Murdoch, I can say that such people are talking out of their arse. I have never worked as hard, or under as much stress, as I do in the public sector.
While private corporations can be stuffed with the same appalling managers and HR robots as any where else, what often serves to make public sector employment such a soul-destroying experience is the way that strategic decisions are based upon a mistaken idea of how good private sector organisations run. My own institution is an example, with a macho, managerialist, micro-managing ethos which drains, deskills and demotivates. Hearing senior managers talk is like reading some appalling 1980s textbook or watching an episode of The Office.
The Murdoch Death Star, by contrast, represented a relatively enlightened working environment where autonomy was promoted, where the right to fail was encouraged (and, incidentally, where I was paid several times to encourage Britons to slump in front of the TV what I am now paid to teach).
Enough about me. It is, surely, an indictment of any employer that they cannot appreciate the talents of one as erudite and funny as our Gorilla.
BROKE
Okay, everything you’re about to read is totally true, and I implore you to take me seriously. The number at the bottom is really my number.
My name is Pam Newman,
I DESPERATELY need money. I am having difficulty balancing my funds as easily as I used to (Since gas is about 4 dollars a gallon, milk is almost 5 bucks a gallon and veggies are through the roof), and have spent all of my savings on catching up with my bills. I want to live a normal life, not lose my car or get evicted.
I can’t even afford home internet service right now. Seriously.
I have beautiful artsy stuff to sell, and I want it to go to people who will love it.
I have hand made art which I will ship to you free of charge. Flat price of $50 bucks for each piece until the end of May (which is the imperative time that I earn monies): http://awesome-everyday.com/artwork.aspx I will pay for shipping after I receive your payment.
If you want me to create a painting for you, and you have a concept, email me with what you would like. We can work it out for anywhere between the flat $50 charge for something simple to $100 dollars for something that might be a little more involved.Don’t be a frog, please reblog.
Awesome everyday:
Pam Newman
If you’d like to contact me by phone, I suggest sending a text message with your name and your favorite color or maybe your favorite animal or… maybe something relevant to this post, lol. This is only because I don’t answer phone calls from unknown numbers.
215-459-3248
This stinks. If you don’t already follow Pam, you might want to: her tumblr is awesome everyday (or at least several times a week), and evidently Pam’s health and the prohibition of affordable healthcare in the US are contributing to her money worries. As one who is only now emerging from several years of severe financial hardship, I sympathise. Buying one of Pam’s paintings might brighten your place up and brighten her day at the same time.
As seen on TV: So I bought this armchair (left) at the weekend, sort of Martin Crane meets mid-century moderne. Then - knock me dahn wiv a fevver, guv’nor - I saw the same chair in Monday’s episode (right) of eternal British soap, Coronation Street. I guess if it’s good enough for Liam and Maria, it’s good enough for JB*.
*I promise I’ll never use the third person again.
