Your Mom

Sat May 2
Kevin: How are you doing with our research project on social networking sites? Chett: I dunno.  Orkut used to be pretty good, but I can’t understand half of it anymore.  I mean, most of the posts just start with, “Eu tive o sexo com mom de Kevin…”
Kevin: That’s not Orkut, you just typed, “I had sex with Kevin’s mom” into Google’s English->Portuguese translator. Chett: …and end with “GOOOOAL!”
Kevin: You haven’t even started on the project, have you? Chett: …which is what I can’t figure out. I mean why would they be so excited about that?  It must be some sort of Brazilian sarcasm…

Kevin: How are you doing with our research project on social networking sites?
Chett: I dunno.  Orkut used to be pretty good, but I can’t understand half of it anymore.  I mean, most of the posts just start with, “Eu tive o sexo com mom de Kevin…”

Kevin: That’s not Orkut, you just typed, “I had sex with Kevin’s mom” into Google’s English->Portuguese translator.
Chett: …and end with “GOOOOAL!”

Kevin: You haven’t even started on the project, have you?
Chett: …which is what I can’t figure out. I mean why would they be so excited about that?  It must be some sort of Brazilian sarcasm…