Your Mom

Fri May 29
Kevin: Hello?Chett: Hey, can you hear that music in the background?Kevin: Barely…Chett: It’s Barry White, I’m having sex with your mom. Listen, can you do me a favor and look up a number in the office directory?Kevin: Uh huh. Sure, whatever. Say hi to ‘mom’ for me.Chett: Ok, hang on… She says, “stop being in denial and get that phone number for your friend.”

Kevin: Hello?
Chett: Hey, can you hear that music in the background?
Kevin: Barely…

Chett: It’s Barry White, I’m having sex with your mom. Listen, can you do me a favor and look up a number in the office directory?

Kevin: Uh huh. Sure, whatever. Say hi to ‘mom’ for me.
Chett: Ok, hang on… She says, “stop being in denial and get that phone number for your friend.”