Posted on Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Bush Press Conference Today
- Reporter: Mr. President do you feel the economy can turn around?
- Bush: *looking like he is trying to hold in a fart* I don't know. Heck. I am not an economist. I am an opportunist though. (yes he really said this)
- Me, posing as a reporter: Mr. President you are a douchebag. It's plain to see that you don't give a shit anymore and maybe never did after 2004.
- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST