Your Mom

Sat Feb 7
Chett: That thing’s a piece of crap. Why don’t you get one of those sweet new MacBooks? Kevin: Don’t lecture me about Macs. I’ve been a Mac person for fifteen years. Chett: Look man, having a Mac back when Macs used to suck is nothing to be proud of. Just like I’m not proud of having sex with your mom back when she used to suck; which is to say from a long, long time ago up until the present day. Chett: It’s the sort of thing you just get used to and maybe even take for granted, but you’re not proud… Kevin: Is this going to go on much longer? I’ve got a PowerPoint to finish. Chett: Whoa, I never heard your mom say that.

Chett: That thing’s a piece of crap. Why don’t you get one of those sweet new MacBooks?
Kevin: Don’t lecture me about Macs. I’ve been a Mac person for fifteen years.

Chett: Look man, having a Mac back when Macs used to suck is nothing to be proud of. Just like I’m not proud of having sex with your mom back when she used to suck; which is to say from a long, long time ago up until the present day.

Chett: It’s the sort of thing you just get used to and maybe even take for granted, but you’re not proud…
Kevin: Is this going to go on much longer? I’ve got a PowerPoint to finish.
Chett: Whoa, I never heard your mom say that.