Your Mom

Sat Feb 21
Kevin: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Kevin: Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Kevin: Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting… Chuck Norris goes killing. Chett: Chuck Norris doesn’t have sex with your mom. No, wait, he does. Everybody does.

Kevin: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Kevin: Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris doesn’t stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Kevin: Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting… Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chett: Chuck Norris doesn’t have sex with your mom. No, wait, he does. Everybody does.